unable to sleep. And it's cool. Seriously, if we put aside the fact that in the morning I'm eating door frames, and I have incidents like "put the juice in the microwave and serve milk with meals, this is so cool not to sleep. Mola because I had the opportunity to know a little better the night world and the creatures that inhabit it, and because I have carried out a series of fascinating discoveries.
First of all is that at night everything is a little darker, but as you will have probably already discovered this on your own you and without my help, I will focus on which to me has attracted more attention: at night people can not speak. Yes, you read right: the nocturnal world has been taken by people who, at least, are morons. Yes, yes, and damn goats, go. Because otherwise, I will say what the point is the phrase that I will put below, and I heard from the mouth of a radio announcer at about 4 am:
-[...] This act held in the capital of Spain, specifically in Madrid.
No! Really? And I thought it would be done in any of the other capitals that have 568'13 this country ... But it seems that there is a man who, for whatever reason, always choose Madrid as capital to be developed in all major events. And annoys me, huh? I FAST 568.13 other capitals. They have feelings too, Joe.
But that is not the thing. And it seems that some of the radio broadcasters working at night have been hired in any way. I can imagine the person in charge walking down the street, hands in his pockets, looking from side to side until finally, he encounters a beggar who begs in front of the Corte Ingles. "Hey, sir, you have to have a great pint way with words. "Huh?". "Yes, I see yes. How about taking over a late-night radio in exchange for a bowl of capers. "Aha
...". Do not believe me? Another pearl I heard another radio announcer:
"It will be easier to get rid of relatives ... I mean ... I mean ... it will be easier out of the way to problem patients.
Indeed, friends, it seems that at one hospital in one of the 568.13 capital of Spain is out of the way to relatives ... I mean, patients problematic. What he really meant the man who dropped this great contradiction? I do not know, maybe the price of squid is down, but their brains and their mouths are a little uncoordinated finally offer an effective method to eliminate patients who do nothing but complain. And this sounds like a mafia that you shit, come on. Mr A afternoon offering a remedy to get rid of patients? Sure, sure ... "I have broken my arm!" I have forty fever!, I crashed, and now a rib me going through the lung and is preventing me from breathing! ". Bah, whiners. They call it radio announcer, and you'll see how fast it solves all their problems.
The fact is that besides releasing all kinds of meaningless phrases, lock more than talk. I'm beginning to think that if they hire a chimpanzee instead of these people I would most profitable and probably will not notice the difference. Moreover, the noise may produce a chimpanzee eating a banana is more coherent than anything you say a radio announcer.
Another thing I discovered in these days that I could not sleep a wink, is that the night waking people walking can not be very normal (a good example: myself). There is more to hear what they announce between songs and between kick to the dictionary and meaningless phrase of speakers: penis lengthening machines, face color and religious schools, among others. And to begin at the front gives you announce stretching machine members along with schools where they work cures. My can not do this to me, and less at those times, because I start to make strange associations and I think the elongated penises are advertised for the priests who go buy awake at 4 in the morning. And we all know that priests do not think about those things, right? Come on, missing more ...
So no, if one day you see that you can not sleep I recommend one thing: turn on the radio and listen carefully. You will learn many things, such as the actual number of funds that Spain has to silence or remedies ill patients chungas whiners. And if what you want is sleep, you could imagine to cures color masks its members extending funnel-shaped machines. The brain switches off immediately to avoid damage to such an image and you will fall in a nice, deep sleep that you move away from chimpanzees broadcasters, and revelers priests.
Good night ... who get to sleep.
