Sunday, February 17, 2008

Fish Swimming Around The Pump



had no intention of using the blog for this kind of thing, but I think the occasion merits.
turns out that on 15 I went to the fifth hell (or Madrid, everyone who calls as you want) to see the play 'Richi Coming! ", and I had the pleasure of meeting Inmes Angel Martin, a person whom I have admired for years. I admired him professionally, but from now admire him as a person, it was great, was very attentive, very natural, very friendly and above all very patient.
A part of me two Besic, devote a few words and get a souvenir photo, offered to accompany us to the theater, which was not required to do but, nevertheless, did. Yes, the little boy was confused direction and we had to turn back, but all is forgiven for being a heaven and, what the hell, because I was amused to see the look on his face before say 'sorry, I confused, not here '.

liarme could tell how good a person he is and all that, but just leave it there how was my first contact with him

"We were in front of Starbucks and two girls (can not remember who) started calling me:

-Angel is at Starbucks, is behind you.

And I do not believe anything I said "Yes

man behind me is going to be.

So no, I turned around after a while and in fact was behind me. My reaction? I took all the air I could, I jumped and let out quite nice with all my strength and super audible "¡¡¡¡¡ a host !!!!!". Angel's reaction? face me with 'poor girl calibrated' (same as used with Patricia) and repeat my words. And finally to finish the thing, the excuse that I put was great: 'shit, is that I have scared! '
Mother, two years preparing phrases like "I admire you," "congratulations on your work, and I get a damn word. I'm an idiot. Luckily amused, because otherwise ...
That yes, very nice boy, a heaven. I did not know it was possible to admire most, but yesterday I do. "


Here is the photic took me with him


Alba 'set at the clouds' Angel Molina and Martin

guy is a shit, talking bad and soon. He behaved great, spent the odd joke and showed that in addition to being the best presenter in Spain (not just because I say so, you have a TP, huh?), is a beautiful person. And unemployment and shit, I'm excited and I do not want.

Ah, indeed. Hell of a play, I recommend everyone to go see it. I saw it all sitting in the front row (from where we could see how Angel proudly applauded us and sent us a kiss), and it was amazing. I felt every spasm of laughter because ... We, as Alberto said: 'nuts now put us ahead and we start with the head. "

A kiss.

(Thanks to Tere and Aida, president of her fan club for everything they did).

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Sweatshirt At Lowest Rates

I have nothing better to do in the laboratory frikadas

If you ever have the chance ... if you could publish a column in a newspaper or magazine would be as I have written below. I know you will never see the light (let's face it), but I'm bored. And when I get bored I can be terribly clever ... Wait, did I say clever? No. In fact meant idiot. Yes, that was the word: idiot, imbecile, the Halls ... In the end, everyone finds it as I want.


This is my first column, so that you go I know I am going to talk about one of my features: I tend to talk a lot without saying anything concrete. This what conmunmente is called a text filled with straw "is something that my teacher taught me. And do not think that I do is pour a sack of straw on the sheets because that would not make much sense. Does it? Would the same meaning literally fill a sheet of straw filled bullshit the free newspaper column? Mother, what a comparison! It is as if set me to compare the price of housing, for example, the cooking time needed for the shrimp shells can be removed without suffering irreversible damage to the nails.

But this straw filling is an art. I think that should be studied in all faculties. "How to talk without saying anything." Not appear to do, but it is very useful when you have nothing interesting to say. For example, I used much the "stuffed with straw" in any political conversation, where ever I have nothing to contribute, because I always end up talking about the funny thing is I see a dove can not fly away because of the wind . Politics and doves ... Topics "incompatible? I would not be so sure. After all, the pigeons are "rats of the air ', and politicians are ... Change of subject? Yes, the better.

Okay, I think I'm getting toméis by a calibrated, and I do not blame them. But the foolish do not know if you'll notice that I finish my column without reaching a conclusion and to say nothing of profit. You see, folks? I have already won 30 EURET and I have not had to put nor sentimental, nor depth, nor give a lot of the coconut to complete this piece of page.

Think about it. Perhaps, after all, I'm not calibrated.


Dedicated to Dani Mateo, who inspired me with his wisdom in this crap.